Milk Collection: Wii U Edition

Milk Collection: Wii U Edition is a remake of Milk inside a bag of milk and Milk outside a bag of milk for the Nintendo Wii U.

(How do you feel?)

- Same as last time...

(Last time, you said the world felt like playing BOTW on an emulator.)

- Yeah. Now it’s more like a Wii U eShop title. Forgotten, but... weirdly charming?

(You’re avoiding the GamePad screen again.)

- It’s staring at me. Like it knows I’m the only one who remembers Miiverse.

(Miiverse is gone.)

- Exactly. So why do I still hear doodles?

(Maybe the console’s haunted.)

- No. Just lonely. Like it’s waiting for someone to actually use the second screen.

(You could try.)

- And risk becoming that girl who cries over virtual consoles? Pass.

(But you’re already crying.)

- It’s the games. They’re... nostalgic.

(You’re deflecting.)

- Look, the Wii U’s a mess. Boots up slow, dies faster than my social battery. But...

(But?)

- It’s got this thing. Like it’s screaming, “HEY, I COULD’VE BEEN COOL,” but no one’s home

(Except modders.)

- ...Yeah. They gave it a second chance, not because they had to, because they wanted to. That is...Beautiful.

(Like you?)

- Shut up. Let’s just play before the servers remember they're dead too.

(Let's play Milk outside a bag of Milk then.)